So, without further delay, I present my Top 10 (well, actually 13) Chinglish T-shirts. I hope they bring you even half as much the comedic relief they have brought me.
1. Simple of Beauty #71 (huh?)
2. Shift Ino the Rock. What kind of good! (I couldn't agree more)
3. Simile:)
4. Love God (Graphically displayed with the Love horizontally, the two "o's" intersecting)
5. Cheer U Up! (Oh, I AM cheered up now.)
6. In stupid we trust (unfortunately no picture was offered. I really want to know who stupid is!)
7. Good Time Speed Love. The Fettish Love Kiss. Enjoy Yourself.
8. Enjoy Yourself (an abbreviated version of #7?)
9. Punk is not. (Not what?)
10. Del Mar Drag Club (There was a picture along with it, but was of nothing of interest)
11. I'm not easy. But we can discuss. (The t-shirt every father wants his daughter wearing on the Beijing subway)
12. This orgy is sure off to a slow start (OH. MY. I actually told that girl she should NOT wear that shirt!)
12. Be your own awesome. (With THAT t-shirt, I definitely can!)